You are best.

big ups you

How'd you do yours? I went facefirst into N. Clark St. at 25 mph. (this was almost 6 years ago)

I did, however, post it to FB.. soo... full disclosure?

Not all are the same. I took a selfie after I got doored by a cab. I did it for myself, not for the internet. I wanted to be able to remember what my face looked like that day at any point in the future.

Will we be able to take it seriously after it's all said & done??????!!!!???

Ya. I wondered the same thing, but then the question becomes "how is it that the only time I even remotely come close to seeing something like that is when I just happen to be under the influence of psychedelics?" Also, if it were a UFO, then why so loud? It was exactly as loud as you'd expect a commercial jet liner…

Acid stories. go.
We were sitting on a park bench smoking cigarettes and talking about trees and leaves late one night along a trail behind some condos along a creek when we heard a terrible roaring noise steadily growing. We looked up to see a huge airplane with more lights than an airplane ought to have passing…

It's all so complicated. I even had to watch this adorable dumbed down version twice to get it all straight.

Wail, whale, now Wale?
How am I going to keep all these homonyms straight?

Does anybody have a link to a good, detailed 3D topographical map of this underwater feature? I looked around the webs, but came up empty.

Yes, Pollard's a WSU grad, but Tobin Sprout wrote the example I linked above.. aw, who knows?

Are there any GBV songs about the U of Dayton Flyers?
This one came to mind, but I'm not sure...

What viscosity would liquid methane have in that environment? Molasses in winter or more like acetone or alcohol? ..Just wondering how waves would look washing over shores of supercold ice.
Neil deGrasse Tyson, are you an io9 commenter??

Should I just automatically assume that many of these are from the Midwest (aside from the labeled Milwaukee one, of course)?
The next level would be extreme foods, like calf hearts or grilled scorpions or tarantulas etc etc..

Damn you.. you beat me to it with the Oderus Urungus reading, but...

and carrot.. (it all just barely fits, but now I've got to sharpen the blender blades)

I drop a banana, an apple, a pear, some yogurt, a little broccoli, 2 kale leaves, a little parsley, some frozen berries from the 1# packages, an avocado, maybe a little cucumber and whatever else I have laying around that looks good into a blender with water to top it off and I've got breakfast for three days. No…

Damn.. I left mine in the freezer at my last apartment.

Oh, that's actually a great idea! Much better than standing in front of a bank or grocery store bugging strangers. Which is what I did.