captainvoorhees
captainvoorhees
captainvoorhees

You are best.

big ups you

How'd you do yours? I went facefirst into N. Clark St. at 25 mph. (this was almost 6 years ago)

I did, however, post it to FB.. soo... full disclosure?

Not all are the same. I took a selfie after I got doored by a cab. I did it for myself, not for the internet. I wanted to be able to remember what my face looked like that day at any point in the future.

It's all so complicated. I even had to watch this adorable dumbed down version twice to get it all straight.

Wail, whale, now Wale?
How am I going to keep all these homonyms straight?

Yes, Pollard's a WSU grad, but Tobin Sprout wrote the example I linked above.. aw, who knows?

and carrot.. (it all just barely fits, but now I've got to sharpen the blender blades)

I drop a banana, an apple, a pear, some yogurt, a little broccoli, 2 kale leaves, a little parsley, some frozen berries from the 1# packages, an avocado, maybe a little cucumber and whatever else I have laying around that looks good into a blender with water to top it off and I've got breakfast for three days. No

Oh, that's actually a great idea! Much better than standing in front of a bank or grocery store bugging strangers. Which is what I did.

Didn't you raise your own money by selling crappy candy bars or junk bonds like the rest of us?

She's not wearing a shirt!!!!!

Mushy lasers? Yes. Mushy lasers.

Ever heard of Patrick F. McManus? American author similar in style to a slap-stick version of Mark Twain.. One of his characters names is Rancid Crabtree..

recommended.

I too, am zero 'tollerance', sir or ma'am. I'm always looking for a way to get around those annoying and insufferable 'stoppy places' on the highway where I have to roll down my window and give the public troll my hard-earned money, that I may advance to my destination.

Also of note regarding the fusion of tennis and Soft Metal; Lars Ulrich's father was a pro tennis player and Metallica is absolutely the most innocuous, vanilla of Soft Metals.