Girl Scout cookies contain trans-fats and high fructose corn syrup. Nothing is innocent.

It occurred to me recently that suspending a noisemaker over a quarry pit or sinkhole would be an effective way to take care of a few thousand walkers.. maybe.

Now where did I leave those walrus tusks?

...Immediately reminded me of this here creeper:

Ermagerd! Check out the face under the Cubs flag..