You didn’t do your job, Motherfucker.

If you give a pussy ass blogger an internet he will make up slanderous lies.

Testosterone, hgh, hcg, nolvadex, clomid. And, yes, protein and water.

I’m already ripped

At least he probably isn’t going to die like Bosh will

F—- him, go Lions!

C’mon, Dana can’t read

I’d still bang her, but maybe I wouldn’t tell my friends anymore

I think she should have tried not to get punched in the face so much

Eat s—-, NFL, you Toradol pumping whores!!!

You got fired for not knowing how to talk about sports, brah!

Yes, you definitely should not hit a woman period. You will make a mess and that’s just gross.

Coming from the guy who got fired for not knowing how to talk about sports? Maybe you should go to the seminar, bro?

Hey, Emma, we don’t want you to try and pretend to know what you’re talking about. Try working on your face instead.

Maybe he was in a glory hole?

Oh yeah, what about your indefensible BB takes, you fat fuck?

No, he’s the de-evolutionary McHale (cause he’s black).

C’mon, Karl, it’s not because they didn’t have dads, it’s because they’re black.

Why should you respect someone you just scored 55 on?

Well, if Saudi girls weren’t so ugly, maybe society wouldn’t want them to cover up? Tweezers, ever heard of them, ladies?