captainstabbing
CaptainStabbing
captainstabbing

Counterpoint: I’m rich and I like cool things.

Are you called “Barry” because even though you’re a twink, you have bear-like tendencies?

He forgot to dye his nipple hair

Then write and fund your own movie, bitch. No, then shut up. Damn self-entitled millennials.

There’s a difference between “magic” and hard.

The only good thing you can say about millennials is they still have tight pussies.

F—- millennials, you pussy ass, weak, entitled, lazy P.O.S.

Oh well, I don’t know her and I’d like their football team to win

Screw the Bears, that ripped the Lions hearts out

Well then you should probably wait until they actually make a decision to report on it

Ooooooohhhhh, I’m scared of a possible 6th seed that will probably miss the playoffs. Eff them!

Black people...

So they didn’t legalize dick punching?

Pretty “well”, you fartface. I thought you were a writer?

Yes, it did

It’s a fake show, bitch

Ashley, mock him all you want, he is President and you are nobody.

Man, that’s messed up... he sent it to the wrong Brandon Marshall.

Ur a fucking pussy

How is dick punching “girly basketball”?