I know this is way beside the point, but how can an architect live in such a shitty house?

Can someone please explain to me how your husband builds a soundproof murder room in your basement and you still don’t know he is a serial killer? 

but because the boy is only 14-years-old, it’ll be up to the juvenile system to decide on his punishment.

I quit going to concerts ten years ago after I paid $700 to watch hundreds of people record Fleetwood Mac on their phones. The venue didn't do a damned thing. 

I think its great that you love it. I think its an albatros abortion. Here are a few problems with the features you mention though.

Musk bootlickers, MAGA lunatics, transphobia lifestylers, Dennis Reynolds types, and pathetic talentless self-promoting narcissists who think they’re going to be “Twitter famous”

I won’t buy a car made by a company owned by the PRC. I love the new MG designs but it’s just not happening.

Not sure they want to iron out the kinks, as they seem to be the whole point of this thing...

will it be as useful as a fork in a world of soup?

Shit. Now we’re gonna have to add another verse.

Richard Garriot de Cayeux, the author of this op-ed...

They pioneered new ways to be slammed into a fine paste by the weight of the ocean, and driven by their own arrogance and stupidity.

I tried to make the same Spinal Tap reference, but apparently I have to remain in the greys.

look i love The Nanny as much as the next person, but have none of you infants seen This is Spinal Tap? :-)

It’s an election process among the membership, I believe.

No matter what my opinion is of Elon musk, good or bad. No matter what benefit I can see in satellite Internet. Kessler syndrome is still a real thing. Poor view of the night sky will be the least of our problems.

*Brass Eye* not being on the list was the one thing we didn’t want to happen.

I mean, if you’re going to include The Day to Day, you can’t really leave out the superior Brass Eye. But try telling that to these bog-brained Murphies.

And then you see, like, repeated references to a person online you’ve never heard of, and it turns out they have, like, 10 billion hits on Youtube for their Al Jolson videos, and it just makes you realize how old and out of touch you are.

Dude, no.