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Is Hough a shill for that “doctor”? Does she pay him? ‘Cuz I’ll be happy to stick my thumb in her ass while telling her her chi is in tune with her chakra for, like, $50 a session. I’ll even supply the lube. Cash only.

Given Tesla’s quality control issues, I’m assuming this was merely an opportunity for Musk to disappoint two women at once.

A. Whitney Brown is one of those people I completely forget about for five years, see one thing of his I really like, say, “Man, I wish he were more popular,” then forget about for another five years.

Or since some black people are more than happy to play the stereotype, they could just put Diamond and Silk on the box. While we’re at it Candace Owens looks like she would be the perfect spokesmodel for hot water cornbread.

Dude looks like he's going to try to sell me a timeshare

Thankfully, his Armenian ancestors haven’t really had to face down any serious amounts of racism/prejudice...

Of note if you go into your library and history section on youtube you can delete things from your history and they won’t factor into the search anymore.

Well you can tell he isn’t a true Trump supporter because he isn’t filming that while sitting in a car with sunglasses on.  Pretty sure that is the required uniform

Lived on both sides of the law

I guess the intersection between "I wanna be famous" and "I wanna fuck younger women" is a political theory now.

oh God the Brian Austin Green/Courtney Stodden thing is just pain. WHAT political views could they have POSSIBLY bonded over, I WONDER

NEVER trust a self proclaimed spiritualist of any kind.

It took me 7weeks, 7 whole weeks, for me to get not a mask not half a mask, but the ELASTICS so that I could make my own masks. People were buying Bungee cords because it was impossible to even get elastics, and guess what, bungee cords sold out too! People were price gauging masks in Toronto at $100 for 10 disposable

“Can’t talk, baiting!” ~ Lawrence, Office Sp{breaks down coughing}

also to be clear, i am not anti suit. i own several suits. nice ones (i think). even like three skinny-ish suits from suitsupply. which give me trouble because of my thighs, but the look is worth the pain.

i’m just anti-coordinating an effort to coordinate suits to “change a narrative” that can’t be changed by your

Seems like Trump could have invoked the defense production act and made a lot more masks available in march... Maybe if he had done that, Fauci wouldn't have had to make that call.  

I’m thinking ‘Gouge Away’ or ‘Debaser’ would go better with ‘Jolene’.

That was clearly a turbocharger.

So in summary...never trust white people with dreads.

Draining Lead Acid Batteries dead and then recharging them kills them quicker