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Wait, it’s an active program? I assumed they were just re-running the same block of episodes over and over.

Maybe MTV could do something  outrageous and outside-the-box programming involving music?!?  Just an idea...I’m not sure where I got it from.

I really hope that every single E-F150 and Rivian he sees on the road drives him into a blind rage.

Not even close, at least Delorean had Giorgetto Giugiaro whip something up for them.  Musk seems to have taken a crayon drawing from a 4 year old as to what a truck looks like. 

I’ve never heard of this person, but I just assume all parenting influencers are abusing their children.

Didn’t the T-1000 chase them in a regular-ass tow truck? I think it was a cabover design, but still. Heavy-duty type truck. The Cybertruck looks like it came out of a cheap Battlezone knock-off.

It’s a Funko Pop with wheels.

The bottom picture doesn’t look like something you’d drive while fighting Terminators though driving down to the Warhammer store waddle in to buy more figurines.

I like that he's dumb enough to teyro make this. But man he is dumb enough to try to make this. 

Cybertruck was always a stock pump and nothing more. Original specs and prices have been removed from Tesla’s website. This truck was supposed to be feasible based on the 4680 battery, which (not surprisingly) also turned out to be a stock pump. 4680 is nothing more than a “C” sized battery vs. an “AA” battery. No

Im leaning more towards.......Youabian puma

If he does get it he’ll have the cleanest, most organized cell in the whole place.*

Rachel Sennott and Ayo Edebiri are both 27 years old. This must be set at West Beverly High. 

I hope he gets what is owed to him.

Translation: Child Protection Services gets dragged into this as well, meaning the family will be monitored to determine if the mother is a fit parent.

The racist fuck above you doesn’t care about pesky things such as facts.

If there had been no photo attached to this story, I would have pictured two people who look EXCATLY like that. Okay, maybe not exactly - he is missing the MAGA hat.

“I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S NOT MEDICALLY IMPOSSIBLE, JUST GET THAT FETUS OUTTA ME! I gotta craving for abortion doc, you just don't get it! Now hurry up I gotta dye my hair for the eighth time today!"

I’m only rooting for Zuck because Musk was the one to open his mouth and ask for a fight to begin with, and just like paying $44 billion for twitter, he jumped headfirst into a situations he did not research first and soon realized that it was not going to end well for him.

Hulk Hogan Peter Thiel doesn’t.