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I dunno, maybe the implied joke is the Wicked Witch singing “All The Single Ladies” and not anything about Beyonce.

You really need to get a life. Trolling on some herb’s websites (who even owns this place now?) doesn’t count for anything anymore.

Swanee pranksters are so annoying. Like dude, I’m trying to buy groceries, I didn’t come here to reenact The Jazz Singer.

It’s like one small step above QAnon loons using improvised numerology to prove someone’s innocuous statement means they eat babies.

That’s anti-wiccism.

I bet he’s got a self-portrait like that in his phone.

Looking forward to “Karen’s Pancake Juice”

They’ve got a 12' HyperLoop model in Cincinnati.

The TV Show Cheaters should be bidding on this right about now.

Good point.

“ which give me trouble because of my thighs”

150 meters

Ashy Twelve.

If you replaced the lead acid batteries with lithium I bet you could save some weight and get a bit more range.

It’s one thing if it’s a person doing a thing that could be harmless but the person has recent history of racist fuckery or is aligned with such people. It’s another if there’s no good reason to assume the worst.

Today ‘thug’ should only be used about cops, especially violent white cops.

I dunno, when did swearing become a “black thing”?

They quit their side hustle crowd control unit assignment that has only existed for a few years. They’re still cops.

“And they still can’t bring themselves to change, or to fire their awful union leader.”