I dunno, maybe the implied joke is the Wicked Witch singing “All The Single Ladies” and not anything about Beyonce.

You really need to get a life. Trolling on some herb’s websites (who even owns this place now?) doesn’t count for anything anymore.

Swanee pranksters are so annoying. Like dude, I’m trying to buy groceries, I didn’t come here to reenact The Jazz Singer.

It’s like one small step above QAnon loons using improvised numerology to prove someone’s innocuous statement means they eat babies.

That’s anti-wiccism.

I bet he’s got a self-portrait like that in his phone.

In a few years nerds will be tooling around tourist attractions with big, ungainly genitals that look stupid.

Falun Gong are the new Moonies: cult who push right-wing politics with their own newspapers. I assume Falun Gong, like the Moonies, also own a bunch of revenue-generating businesses.

I mean, in the US they would be, because the US is mostly pink skin.

Looking forward to “Karen’s Pancake Juice”

They’ve got a 12' HyperLoop model in Cincinnati.

The TV Show Cheaters should be bidding on this right about now.

Good point.

“ which give me trouble because of my thighs”

“If they don’t work, then why do health care workers use them?”

The problem is that the fabric mask thing mostly took off when the idea of wearing a mask shifted from protecting yourself to protecting others, which happened later.

“This is true, and he was lying then. People died, and some people today still refuse to believe that masks help. Which makes him a piece of shit in my book.”

“6 months from now when there are enough masks and people have been told they simply don’t work.”

“If the real reason was to keep stocks for frontline and healthcare workers, then fucking use the power of the presidency to SECURE them and distribute as necessary. Instead 45 chose to also dismiss the threat.”

This. And also the mental image of “mask” only included surgical and N95 masks, not the fabric masks lots of people have been making, buying, and wearing.