I wouldn’t be surprised if the cop ends up being reimbursed, maybe from a union slush fund for PR.

It’s remarkable that quitting is their solution rather than just, you know, getting  rid of the bad cops. Either getting rid of the bad cops is an insurmountable task, or... they’re among the bad cops.

Yeah but I don’t think a ChangLi would do very well inside a Walmart

Or just get a belt for your pants made of a seat belt. Then the cop will think you’re wearing a lap belt as long as you don’t stand up.

When racists adopted it and started using it everywhere in photos.

Sure but that way lies madness and subscribing to Qanon youtube channels.

“Guillermo.. Buillermo”

Ah, okay, it’s not so much “like a marionette” as “like the “I’m squishing your head” bit from Kids In The Hall.

I swear cops see “I can’t breathe” as a political thing now, not a statement of distress.

Trump’s criminal history is a lot worse but nobody’s kneeling on *his* fat neck.

He was Christian, he was forgiven for his sins. No reason he shouldn’t be depicted with angel wings and a halo.

According to Christianity, he’s forgiven for his sins. So “angel wings and a halo” are not really a problem.

Get psychiatric help. Or stop watching bullshit conspiracy theorist YouTube videos.

He did write the screenplay for Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls.

I knew a guy who literally bought an Extreme CD because of “More Than Words” and was unpleasantly surprised by the rest of the songs.

They might but there are hundreds of people in Congress. And they aren’t all rich as Croesus.

Yes there are poor white Americans. Most of them don’t, you know, own horses.

Seriously, the person looks like some 3rd string Victoria Secret model whose name I can’t put my finger on right now, not Khloe Kardashian.

Put that on someone’s exhaust...

Gotta get a shitload of those for the BLM protests.