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They’ll just use a handicapped space.

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Scene from the Armando Ianucci show, where a small English village gets a new vigor thanks to a new arrival, a Croatian sniper.

Probably whatever slot works best for a simulcast with a late night shortwave radio talk show. Gotta get those stratospheric bounces for optimal carrying distance.

Did they have a Groupon for breast enlargements?

Surprisingly quick and decisive.

I’ll never tell. My life depends on keeping quiet.

Instead we got gun humpers with their AR toys. Fuck.

Something involving his allegedly huge cock.

They could just reuse this bit as-is.

I think Ian Martin was the abuse and obscenity specialist on the scripts.

Corrupt people can form hierarchies too.

“administration” implies white house + cabinet + political appointees in agencies. Basically the executive branch minus career employees.

If all the Republicans are going along with it, then it’s the new meaning of Republican.

What the fuck are you even talking about.

Black voters might not like the suggestion that the way to deal with the legacy of slavery is to educate black people on how to take care of their kids.

Clean energy efforts are being actively discouraged.

Having dogshit on their shoes. I don’t think anyone’s ever been smug about that.

I mean, it’s been on the web as video and (I think) audio. It’s not like someone hacked his webcam.

Yang joined the SNL writing staff last year, so I don’t think it’s just to play Andrew Yang.