“The KKK started as Larpers, basically until the right grifter came along.”

When the verdict was announced I bet every window was shattered within 3 miles of Nancy Grace.

I have a feeling her parents are unlikely to guide her through a Kirsten Dunst / Emma Watson / Natalie Portman / Ellen Page style low-profile and healthy late teens/early 20s.

People really win on MTV.

I don’t think this projector would work if ceiling mounted if used with this screen. The projector is made to sit close to the screen, in front of and below it.

I mean, hell, why not Dita von Teese?

They don’t mention any of the cast. Not even Schwarzenegger.

Birth control...

Private school pederasts.

To be fair, if they were going to make shit up they’d say “not only did he not do what he said he did, he actually stuffed his pants with beef jerky which he did not pay for”

I’ve occasionally been seeing headlights with color where there shouldn’t be color. Like red. 

“But I bought the car, and it’s still in my name.”

Maybe the app just downloads a high quality stock photo of the target object and pretends the Stellina took it.

The Stellina app could be downloading a stock photo of the target object and displaying that as “what the Stellina saw”, and no typical user would have any idea.

That’s basically what ended my brief dabble with astronomy. It became clear that I could spend tons of money and not improve *that* much over my little Edmund Astroscan, as far as image quality when looking through the eyepiece goes.

It’d be hilarious if it actually just used existing photos of the various objects, downloaded as needed from the internet over the phone.

I suppose they wouldn’t need to be the best quality fish, just safely edible. So if there is the fish equivalent of “ugly produce” they might have saved some money.

Dolly Parton as Abigail.

Deadpool’s Leslie Uggams could work.