I think he was going for the “you guys are secretly gay” thing not in a “being gay is actually bad” sense, but in a “you guys think being gay is actually bad” sense.

But like, replying is at least half the fun part of Twitter. What even would be the point if you couldn’t.

“ Nobody cares about Bill Clinton anymore”

“The difference here is that Gawker eventually edited thentook down the article”

Asbestos gloves were also used for changing machine gun barrels.

“This dude is a reply guy”

There are no good allies, only allies whose badness is still secret.

Terrible shot trap in the front there, though.

Presumably the asbestos gloves were because the bulb would probably have to be changed quickly while hot, without waiting for it to cool down.

Assuming the Tiger wasn’t broken down, as was mostly the case.

Part of it was multiple companies churning out the same or similar things, even companies who weren’t normally in the business of making those things.

The thing that blew me away was a photo of them landing a locomotive on the beach.

Her momma never told her not to dress like a tacky binch, either.

We should be so lucky.

I’m dying that Jr’s squeeze Kimberly Guilfoyle didn’t get to go.

Shocked they didn’t go with e-unicycles.

It’s all fun and games until you land on your dog.

The Lotus 7.

That’s only true if your trip is one-way. Most of the time it’ll be round-trip, so you park at the destination like any other car, but the car ends up where it started when you return. Zipcar, for example, has dedicated parking spots for its cars, distributed around a city.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they already have people going around and relocating the cars. At a minimum they probably have data on what areas are less profitable and thus incentive to move cars from those areas to more-profitable areas.