Wonder if the rental company has paid off the towing companies.

To the company this sets a bad precedent. They don’t particularly want to be on the hook financially because of their idiot customers’ lousy parking choices.

Last year a young Australian man died of this, after eight years of paralysis.

I kind of suspect it might be.

Also a Lotus with a name that didn’t start with E:

Who else thought that was a bunch of little people on the right.

Lets be honest.

Like a roach motel for rich people.

Could be another tourist, there’s been a shitload of people up there to the point that it was overcrowded and 11 people died.

And dying as a result.

Bad timing what with the bunch of people who just died there due to overcrowding at the top.

“which by the way, happened in New York AND NOBODY NOTICED.”

I need someone to get him on a hot mic where we can hear his diaper crinkle.

Factual error: US oaths don’t require you to say the “so help me God” line. But it’s a good comedic situation so I’ll allow it.

“As I have dealt with the bureaucracies of several local municipalities, as well as state and federal employees in my career, I will point out that, indeed they do not have souls. That joke nailed it.”

Maybe the comment on government workers was directed specifically at US immigration staffers, given the general monstrosity of CBP/ICE/Homeland Security right now.

EDIT: nevermind.

She mangles pronunciation of “Jeff”

I’m glad that Kayvan Novak is getting this attention. I’ve been a fan since Four Lions, and also his brief appearance in “A Quiet Night In” from Inside Number Nine, an almost entirely dialogue-free episode.

I liked how the devils hat scene kind of had a double meaning. At first I took it as the guy referring to the Baron as a devil, and only then did I realize it was about the hat.