I liked how the porn flicks involved a series of technologies including a 70s VCR. (Maybe even a betamax? I dunno.)

“sad victim”

They probably don’t want to return to Staten Island.

“she thought it was boring.”

Rob is “moving on”

We’re in primary season, we’re fucking allowed to do this.

“ or pay less money for things i want to specifically watch”

Instead of freeing us from cable pricing, we’re getting cable pricing on steroids.

A bonus, raise, and promotion.

I wonder what species will go extinct first due to its ability to navigate by the stars being confounded.

RIP species who rely on stars for navigation.

No, Morgellon’s is delusional parasitosis.

So, I’m not someone who thinks “everyone who sags their pants is a criminal”, because that would be dumb.

I like it too. Are they old enough to be imported to the US?

Or a deaf person.

Oh god please get off Jalopnik and give a cop a tongue bath.

Morgellon’s isn’t real, so I assume you’re using the wrong word.

Thankfully my dad didn’t do that. He did gently yell at my mom for hiding his son (me) from him for 45 years. (He forgot that I was his son.)

Maybe month to month was the only option available.

I’m pretty sure she’s a shitty wealthy person just like her parents.