captainspleen
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Perhaps a host version of himself runs Samurai World already.

Sounds like the next big drug for male enhancement.

You... really aren’t in tune with the whole “safety” thing. First you hype the guy who’s blowing through intersections, now this.

Um... Nazi Germany? Cambodia under the Khmer Rouge? Lord’s Resistance Army?

It’s Fox News, you expect accuracy?

That thing needs some little wheels under the middle that can be used to lift the midsection when needed.

I... don’t know basketball people.

Can Kluwe hook him up with the Vikings?

So basically the opposing team players should all stick razor blades in the sides of the soles of their shoes.

This KG person is in some Nordic death metal band, I take it?

The leg goes up, the leg goes down. You can’t explain that.

Sometimes, yes. Like when NeXT stopped making computers and switched to making their operating system for PCs and Unix workstations.

“Konami’s name is shit in the video game industry now, so they have absolutely diminished the overall value of those assets.”

“The reason why you diversify is to protect your company from one-dimensionality”

To be fair Tony may have had access to Stark equipment, if only missiles to cannibalize for exotic materials.

They could do it this way: Peter and Tony in the lab. Tony steps out. Peter starts talking to the computer and together they design a spider suit based on stored templates of Iron Man armor subsystems. Peter says something which the computer takes as a request to fabricate the armor. Later, Tony and Peter are back in

“He’s more than capable of building his own suit and gadgets”

“my quadruple first in maths tells me that we’re running around seven weeks behind.”

I wonder what rich and powerful Louisiana asshole is the murderer’s father.