captainspleen
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captainspleen

You’re right.... I... I must be some kind of subconscious race traitor.

If you haven’t touched it in 15 years, you probably don’t really care about your save game data.

“You broke my mirror? This is the kristallnacht of white genocide!”

There’s a significant Scientology school in Portland.

I suspect the bracelets are actually meant to draw attention to the watch. If it wasn’t such a freakish display on his wrist, you might not notice the watch at all.

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You could look at the Apple videos narrated by Jony Ive, such as him talking about the chamfered edges on the gold Apple Watch Edition.

His car also shuts off if you jingle a belt buckle at it.

I’m pretty sure his design was inspired by the old adapters that let you play cassette tapes in 8-track players.

Because the 50% of this sample that committed a gun crime is more representative of black people than the 50% of this sample that was apologizing and unarmed?

And we all know feels > reals.

“I respect you and I want to fit in. I want to be one of the guys. Should I do it?”

If the bus is flipped over, and the driver is incapacitated, there may not be anyone who can reach high enough to unbuckle the kids in the seats.

When I was in kindergarten or 1st grade, the bus driver got pissed off at a kid, stopped the bus, stood up and brandished the fire axe, asking “You gonna lie to me?!?”

Anyone remember the kerfuffle about a woman who complained on twitter when she was waiting to use the ATM and the woman in front of her was using her feet to operate it? Then it turned out the woman had no arms?

His whole demeanor was saturated with grief, no brightness to be found.

I’d like to slip inside her magic wardrobe.

They were hiding from a Muenster.

If the property owner, or their representative (employee) wants people gone from the property, and ask for police help, the police have to remove the people from the property. They might agree that it’s stupid, but they have to escort the people away.

On the other hand, the fact the child was uninjured apart from a scratch may convince the parent that securing the child and seat is no big deal.