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And more Scientologists. Hemet’s the location of “Gold Base”.

I think you mean Bristie Boys.

So why not use the Ferrari transmission?

That’ll be great for the Russian military. Good for everyone outside Russia, anyway.

Not just tanks of flammable fluid but flowing streams of it.

Elon: “If they were using Autopilot they would still be alive”

I love mine. I recently wound up with a dead battery in the fob, and it was no big deal.

Obviously you start as a scrub novice cyclops. You have to work your way up to level 8 before you’re exalted.

Hopefully they just spray adhesive on the engine and sprinkle the crystals over it, like elementary school kids using glitter.

Also known as “glass”.

What’s the deal with the white wrap on his right hand?

Where are his eyebrows. He’s a reptillian, isn’t he?

Man, nobody lets Scott Walker have any fun.

Hell, I used a bit of a song for my ringtone once several years ago and now when I hear that song I still have a moment when I feel like the phone is ringing.

I would strongly advise never saying “Candyman” three times while inside those doors.

“Because it’s usually ... sexual abuse/assault, or some kind of trauma. Trauma that does not include your mom proceeding to pimp you out....”

So... are you expecting movies to hire actual PhD scientists for scientist roles? Does it burn you up that Amy Adams is playing a scientist in Arrival?

“That’s about right. And it’s insulting, like Vogue thinks this is what ballet is”

“the latest formulation of the Powder is triggering a food intolerance.”

Straight, chilled, and with disdain for my surroundings future.