Well, she finally made it into Georgetown. Sad that it happened the way it did.

Wrong. The 13" Air is still for sale on Apple’s site.

Nunez is mistaken. The monitor Apple is talking about is a 27" and is priced at $1299 in the Apple Store. It’ll be available in December.

“The display is being marketed at LG’s first 5K display with USB-C support, and it’s name is officially the LG 38UC99.”

They botched it. It’ll power the laptop via USB-C. The monitor isn’t powered by USB-C.

A coating a few molecules thick isn’t going to contribute a significant amount of weight.

In a cup? You’re an optimist.

“You, a white racist”

Oh, it does. For boys.

No, it’s a sailboat. You have to cross your eyes.

On the bright side, it’d take out Scientology’s “mecca” in Clearwater.

That isn’t her.

Not her.

Thanks, the other person didn’t look right.

I like the Jalpa. Something about those lovely jalpa humps on the back.

How many pairs of soiled girls’ panties have you bought?

Looking at video game character under pants is not being sexually active.

Because some people are so enthralled by their pathetic underpants fetish that they will pay $90.

Actually it’s more like buying digital ice cream and spending $90 for digital sprinkles.