Okay okay let's do the non scary story.

I think that's a good takeaway.... I rented an apartment in Seattle that was also probably a good $400 less than anything event semi-comparable at the time. I loved it the second I saw it - It was a huge corner unit... High, coved ceilings with crown molding... Original wood floors... Walk-in Closet in the bedroom...…

We had a friendly ghost too! We called her Mary, which was the name of both the wife and the daughter of the Victorian man who built the house. Once we started calling her by this name, she stopped being so spooky and instead became really interactive. She would tuck me in as child when I woke up in the middle of the…

I've joked before about starting a business called "Specter Inspectors," where I would rent small kids and / or dogs to would-be house buyers. If the dog barked at a wall or corner or closet for no good reason, or if the kid walked around and then said "There's a little girl in the bathroom whose feet don't touch the…

My dad and I are die hard skeptics but we've learned to never ignore my mom's gut feelings. When my bf and I were buying a house we brought her to one we just adored at a great price but she refused to set foot in it. She said she had a nightmare when she took a nap after seeing that house. We didn't buy it, lost out…

I too lived in a murder house. Ours had been the owner of the house before our landlords bought it, and she was murdered by her daughter's boyfriend, according to our neighbors. And because the post office will keep sending you mail long after you'd died, we even knew her name: Alice. And, strangely enough, there…

Keep in mind, not all haunted houses are bad. When I was about 12, my parents bought an old Federal style house (1850-ish) and the guy they bought it from told them over drinks about how his wife, who lived in Italy would not stay the night there. She said there were too many "dead souls". He loved the house, but…

WOW THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT

First, really excited my story got picked!

For fuck sake. Thank god it's the middle of the day.

Really impressed by Tara Babcock's story.

OMFG, "Look at Me" Nope, not sleeping ever again.

Obviously you had a fever. And the only prescription was more cowbell.

As far as I know, yes, but I'm not an expert.

My boyfriend breaks into this story anytime I use the word "phone" in a sentence. We love this story/meme to no end in my house.

Oh god, me too! There was one with some house in a rural area and everything started shaking and banging and then some family members walked up to the house and there was an old truck with a bunch of blood but no one was in the truck and then it drove away...DO YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE? IT TERRIFIES ME STILL.

I wish we used Daesh instead, because Isis is ruining a bunch of nice things for us, including the goddess and this lovely dog.

The Egyptian goddess Isis is mightily pissed off about The hijacking of her name too. These Islamic fundie dickberets don't know who they are messing with. Old gods, show these guys who they're messing with. Giant beetles up every fundie's ass, you just wait and see.

You know what, though? Pepperoni Butt has way better social skills than most people on OK Cupid.