Oh okay you know some people are serious about punctuation on here it was actually way worse I threw in some periods and commas but it's so long I pretty much gave up lol

My parents have been married 34 years. My mom is a white American preacher's kid and my dad is a brown Muslim from a foreign country with a funny accent. So when my mom told her father that she was marrying my dad, he was not happy and refused to pay for the wedding. My parents were super poor so they couldn't afford…

I WANT A PICKLE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My father is the GM of a chain restaurant that does guest surveys (the ones that print out every 10th check or so) and he had been very vocal as to how much of a sham he thinks they are. Naturally the upper management assumes that the higher the guest scores, the better business the store will do.

Here is a general rule of advice. If you ask somebody to hang out and they say they're not available:

While I don't in the least identify with these numpties, I think it's high time we took collective responsibility for what is clearly a very toxic community in many ways. Not in all ways and not all people, but that's not the point. We can all do something about this but we're just enabling the bad apples when we…

Bears, you're well known for your bitchy one-liners in the comments section. Obviously the strength of your joke will depend greatly on the content of the article and the various directions you can take it.

I hear if you spell Geraldo's full name out and then change the font to Wingdings it actually shows the plot to Big Trouble in Little China.

"Women can't properly discuss something they've never experienced."

Here's the thing (and forgive me, this is long, and please don't think it's attacking you because I'm not trying to do that—I think we want the same things but see different ways of how it realistically can happen): Women's media groups have been trying for decades to make this happen. They try to be a voice for the…

From Hell the film is a mediocre adaptation of the utterly flawless graphic novel From Hell. Go read it people! It's chilling and heartbreaking and verbose in the best of ways, as Moore pieces are wont.

I am almost weeping reading this. Sometimes I am up to here with the "love yourself" rhetoric because Western culture is severely lacking in a dedication to community, but the advice in Polly's column is solid gold.

Yeah, it COULD have been helpful, and I think there's a demand for it. My partner is chubby too and she's super fashionable and always looks super cute. And I'm not really angry about that, because I actually think it's awesome that there are those options for her. Women of all sizes should feel like they can find…

Team Cat Headquarters here,

Many people who experience this kind of abuse think they're alone, and they think the abuse is their fault. When those kids see this video, they'll realize they're not alone, and they'll see the posts supporting them. Simple gestures like this are life changing for kids who are being abused. When the only world you…

My husband starting watching this yesterday. I didn't watch it, but I heard it. When it became violent I made him turn it off. I have two small children and I don't want them to be exposed to that. The thought that their little souls could be torn to pieces because of who they are kills me. What happened to Daniel…

For nearly 25 years, my dad was the most widely-read syndicated medical columnist in America. He received over 2,000 letters every week from men, women, and teenagers from across the country and around the world asking for advice.

I've said this before here, but for those who have not read it:

My son came out to me yesterday.

He told me he's bisexual, and that he doesn't want to talk about the "male" part of his romantic interests. I said that there's nothing he could say that would shock or offend me. Then I told him that I won't berate him about it, but he's nuts if he thinks he gets some sort of pass on…