For 10 bucks, you can purchase my "reverse asylum" service, where I go back to your home and beat the shit out of your douchebag husband until it's safe to live there again.

How's this: "All women are beautiful to someone."

"No man, proclaimed Donne, is an island, and he was wrong. If we were not islands, we would be lost, drowned in each other's tragedies. We are insulated (a word that means, literally, remember, made into an island) from the tragedy of others, by our island nature and…

So NOW you care about my boner.

Do police forces in the US look at responses to violent situations by police forces of other countries—such as the UK, where the two people who beheaded Lee Rigby were detained without incident—and if so, how do they directly apply to your learnings if at all?

Right on! I know several lovely cops who do their job and do it well. Doesn't mean we shouldn't call out the assholes.

I, maybe naively, believe that is a highly stupid and vocal minority who are racist. And you're right, their snotty butts need to be spanked bc they're kicking and screaming like little babies bc they're wrong and they "don't wanna take a nap 'cause they're not ttiiiirrrreeeddd." But they ARE tired. SO…

idk donald glover u were into twitter activism when we were pushing for you to be peter parker just saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Oh that's a good question. Doc and Fluff by Pat Califia.

I believe that if a woman wants to stay at home to raise her family, she should be supported in that decision. While I also recognize the great financial risk of that choice, the problem isn't women staying home. The problem is that we don't have the social structures in place to support women in making that choice.…

The manager of the Best Buy where this incident occurred has reached out to apologize. I was on book tour when he called so I will be returning his call this week. I've also been in contact with one of their social media people.

I have an interesting story about a chipmunk. Yeah, that's a squirrel but that picture is perfect for this story.

Indeed, female-on-male violence is the number one cause of death among men. One third of all men who are murdered are killed by their female partners, and the risk shoots up dramatically when men try to leave. Although it sometimes goes both ways, this is a problem that primarily affects men, as 4 out of 5 victims of…

Nope! :) I'm pretty awesome. But we all have fail moments at 18 years old. Some are more legitimate than others, lol.

my Mom does .

Catanzaro: [Negotiates Log Grip]
Catanzaro: [Handles Salmon Ladder]
Catanzaro: [Scales Warped Wall]
Color Guy: Catanzaro is killing it so far. KILLING it!
Play-By-Play Guy: But here's where it gets tricky.
Catanzaro: [Jumps over Slow and Low]
Catanzaro: [Dodges Hawaiian Punch]
Catanzaro: [Finishes Chicken Fingers With Deadly…