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Agreed that Kawhi is a diva: that crap he pulled on San Antonio was awful and journos haven’t given him enough stick for it, probably to retain access. But divas don’t care about saving face; I think if he is a source for this story, he’s doing it to create more Lakers turmoil.

Get a 2012 Suzuki Grand Vitara.

Came for Torch recommending a baja bug or Lada Niva

I don’t know where the older ones have gone, but can I hope the current generation also reaches max-invisbility soon. Really, any Lexus now. Who’d want a vehicle so egregiously... umm... overstyled...

Seeing this makes me miss the simplicity and proportions of the original design. Ever since Lexus went “Predator Face,” the front end now looks like it sticks out nearly 2 feet forward of the front wheels. 

Don’t have an answer, but while I have your attention please pull over to the side of the road when you see a line of 12 cars behind you, and please spread the word to your large slow moving brethren.  Much appreciated.

That asterisk looks expensive

This is so effing annoying. Government issued ID should be ID for all purposes.

I’m just happy it isn’t titled “This Ain’t The Lion KIng...XXX.”  Titling pornos is an art form I though we had lost but this one is great.

Barry replied on twitter to that video, and it’s epic:

Anyone else have a terrible moment of seeing this headline and thinking he had died?

When I read the headline, I was worried Barry Sanders had died. I’m glad to see he’s fine. And fuck the Lions for depriving us of more Barry and Calvin Johnson by being such a shitty organization to play for.

That headline, devoid of the context of his birthday, made me think he died. Glad to know he’s alive. RIP, however, to those defenders’ ankles.

The past tense of the headline made me very worried for a moment.

Sanders was awesome, but the coolest player ever was Bo Jackson.

“how that roster was above the luxury tax line, I’ll never know”

I think we all know what’s going on.......

Do they have any black early-80s Trans Ams sitting around? One of those should be a test mule for their autonomous vehicle work.

Or you could something...but hyped in a marketing ploy dreamt up by big phrama. Restless Leg Syndrome?

In truth it’s because your leg is full of spider eggs and they are starting to hatch.