This isn’t an original thought, but I’ll do the job for 75% of what Rog earns. I can weathervane with the best of them, and I look presentable in a suit.

Just like Congress.

I didn’t say Westbrook didn’t deserve the MVP (although I’m still torn on whether it should’ve been him or Harden). I said LeBron was better than him.

Yep. Can we force Rose to give his MVP trophy to LeBron?

Yes but LeBron was better than Derrick Rose when Rose won. Sadly voters get tired of giving it to the same guy over and over. But I think all the Kyrie MVP talk pissed off LeBron and he wants to make sure Kyrie doesn’t win it.

That makes sense, but... aren’t they greedy fucks? Why not save some loot and, I don’t know, hire Robert Mueller, or some shit? You could get a guy (or gal) with some stature, but you don’t have to dump a fleet of Brinks trucks in front of their houses, I would think.

Mr. Olerud’s Helmet is being a bit too subtle.

LeBron should have an extra 3-4 MVPs.

Apologies for serious question but... what does Goodell actually do that any other halfwit exec couldn’t, for less than a tenth of the price? Magary made a joke about it, but why would he do a worse job than Goodell. Hell, if you paid him a million bucks a year he’d probably throw in rib dinners on Friday and a…

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Imagine if he had been drafted by a team with a competent front office.

He, he wasn’t even in the MVP conversation last year, which was arguably his best year, until this year, which is arguably his best best year. Then the playoffs came around and he showed how asinine the whole Harden/Westbrook debate was. He is the GOAT and I sincerely do not understand why it’s even a discussion.

Lebron is amazing and playing at a peak level, and if he wasn’t this Cavs team would have lost to the fucking Kings. Yeesh.

LeBron was better than Westbrook last year, too.

I’d like to see Roger’s actual arguments for why he should get paid so much to do a job that almost anyone could do. Sponsors throw money at the NFL, discipline boils down to the stiffest penalty allowed and let the courts walk it back, it’s what I would call a manna-gement job. Follow the simple rules, continue to…

On chase down blocks, Lebron frequently goes up with both hands on each side of the rim. He also typically waits until you go up with the ball, and then his freakish physical attributes allow him to catch up to your layup/dunk.

If Jerry really wanted to get rid of Roger all he needs to do is pay a couple of girls to accuse him of sexual misconduct.

I think you just have to accept that you’re a mere mortal and one day LeBron is going to come for you.

The title should read, “I couldn’t think of anything to write today, so I cruised Ringer until I found something I could poach.”