Or at least, lets all agree not to reboot things that were good the first time.  Let’s stick with rebooting things that had a cool concept, but were let down by their execution/budget/effects technology/etc.  Like BSG.

How will it address the 2016 film?

And he ran the Pinkertons back when they were chasing the James Gang.

Unpossible. Boston can’t actually trade for Davis until when/if Kyrie opts out of his current deal in June. I don’t pretend to understand all the ins and outs of it, something to do with the “Derrick Rose Rule”, but basically, Boston cannot trade for Davis this season.

I never claimed it was.

It would be nice to read something by someone who appreciated the material, and wanted to geek out about the fun parts a bit more, yes.

Nah, when you lead with, ‘This shows sucks so bad our first reviewer quit and pawned this assignment off on me’, you’re not reviewing, you’re just bitching. AVC’s coverage of Castle Rock was all done in a similar vein, as was most of their coverage of a Series of Unfortunate Events, Daredevil, etc.

Is it really that hard to find somebody who actually likes the series to review it? Neither AV Club or IO9 (back when they actually did reviews and weren’t a pale, sad imitation of what they used to be) can seem to manage it.

The trouble is, like most of us working poors, this dude has neither time or money to mount a legal challenge, even if he might win.  The price of admission is too high.

Sigh. In a better world, they could call it a Banshee...

I was gonna say Whore of the Orient, but apparently that did officially get cancelled.  Shame, sounded awesome.

More does not equal better.  And more crappy, micro-transaction infested mobile ‘games’ are definitely not better for the consumer.

Westbrook, (obvious reasons), Oscar Robertson, (more like Oscar the Grouch) Rick Barry, (supposed to be a miserable shithead) Javaris Crittenton, (also obvious) and... Wilt. (The rest of us would like to score too Wilt.  And maybe also get some buckets)

One, how has Disney not optioned this story yet?

Legit thought this was an Onion article for ten seconds.

That’s what happens when you hire the Poindexter kid to babysit.

Hell, let’s keep going down that wormhole. If the Heatles crash and burn against OKC, maybe Harden doesn’t get traded, maybe there’s no KD Warriors easy-moding their way to the finals every year, maybe LeBron takes his talents to LA earlier, etc.

Was anyone else scrolling by and misread the title as ‘The Raiders are in an Arby’s’?

He tried indicting Joey Rats, but that mofo can shoot lightning out of his fingertips, and the Swiss Guards decided they didn’t want any.