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Captain Slow and his Flying Washing Machine
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If Rory is a Shark then no wonder he gacked that lead on Sunday a few years back and hasn’t won a green jacket yet

For when the One Sports Network comes

The ALL STAR break needs a NHL style skill competition where we get to answer questions like these. I would watch that shit for hours so long as Berman isn’t commentating.

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

Unparalleled journalism like this is what keeps me coming back.

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Ovi has. Completely revamped his game without giving up his goal-scoring this season. Best player into he league, and by all accounts, he's been a delightful teammate all year. He finally has a coach with whom he can communicate.

You clearly haven’t watched him play this season.

Wow, look at that incompetent figurehead strutting around like he’s doing something of value. Like he’s actually respected by anyone. How do you not have the self-awareness to realize that you suck at your job so much? That you should just quit while you’re behind? Seriously, just show some fucking dignity at this

That concept is pretty Intrepid...

The only thing I can think to say to this is:

I fee bad for Richard and James. They don't deserve to have their show canceled.

You are a terrorist.

The three of them can take over Top Gear US. I'm pretty sure they can do whatever they want to here.

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It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

9.) Rain Sensing Wipers