And the lord said "I shall not smiteth the pink Ferrari owner, as she (it's gotta be a she, right?) does not knoweth what she does. Now let us rejoice in my divine calculation, the 41-14 victory by the West Virginia Mountaineers in the Champs Sports Bowl."

@Triborough: Not meant to be a burn on you, just an observation:

I can see next week's Top Gear now:

@dezcori: Whoa there tiger.

That is a vast improvement over the current car. Am I the only one who finds the 997 refresh to be kinda ugly? Especially considering the original 997 is one of the best looking 911s ever.

"I went on the internet, and I found this!"

"Hey baby, you want to see a really great escape?"

This is what happens when you let Europeans have the best things. They screw it up.

We joked many times on the relevance of Fiat for the U.S., and then they bought Chrysler. Then we joked some more.

Jabbers like a weirdo? Doesn't let go of a handshake? Generally awkward?

"Suspension failure."

Friends don't let friends gift Sterno cans on wheels.

I just get the feeling some people are never going to be satisfied/constantly find the smallest things wrong with the show. And that's really unfortunate, because that Aston piece was fucking awesome.

Quality COTD. Congrats!

@Franzouse: I see your Mini-SUV and raise you a Mini-SUB.

Remember GM, there's always money in the banana stand.

2009 NL Gold Glove & Silver Slugger. Penchant for walk offs. I'd go to the park to watch Zim.

For those of us who have an MP3 player that lives in the glovebox of our car, connected to the head unit that has iPod functionality, having a feature-less MP3 player makes complete sense. I don't need a product that can make Facetime calls, play Angry Birds, or utilize CoverFlow when it never sees the light of day.