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Captain Slow and his Flying Washing Machine
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Ok Slick bro's ya ready for this $hit? Don't fly RC plane$ on runway$ re$erved for real plane$

If you lived in Washington, D.C. in the 90s/early-2000s and this wasn't your favorite radio station, then you were either a) old and lame, or b) liked terrible music.

Super Aguri you say? Good thing they kept the engine out, it's faster that way.

"Your vents look stupid. I'm just saying."

You know what's ridiculous, irresponsible, and dangerous?

Could this be the basis of the Lamborghini Estoque? The rumps look similar to me.

How badly did Clarkson want to call him out for Scientology, yet probably didn't because he knows these are the biggest stars they're ever going to get.

Anything made by VW between 2000 and 2005

@KillerKoala: And now you have state action on the conflicting federal and state law. Federal Question jurisdiction ahoy.

This is first year Constitutional Law stuff. Do judges in Maryland have to go to Law School? Pathetic.

Pics or it didn't happen.

"Honey, there is no reason to be driving the Camry like this"

Call me when they dig Sam Steele out of the pit that is FCS.

Now playing

"Oh my Lord, I never thought there were so many Hun-daIII's here in heaven . . . "

If only he had stolen a Metro train. Crashing into a tree is the least of their worries.

I spent five years preventing my father from buying one of these, then another two preventing him from buying the SSR.

That, a hand-held Dyson, and bucket full of detailing products.