My dad's car history makes me somewhat ashamed for being born. He had a Mark-III Austin Healey Sprite, a 1949 Morgan 4/4, a Porsche 928, and (this is where I come in) a 1984 Porsche 911. After I was born in 1985, he traded in the 911 for a Chrysler New Yorker. A family car.

@Qurtyslyn: Horizontally Opposed: Winner.

Bibendum? I barely know him!

Who the hell do you think you are? I'm the one who wears the sash in this relationship.

"Baby, baby it's cool, I'll wear a rubber. I mean I think it's a little overkill but if that's what you want."

Will 3D prevent me from understeering off track every lap?

It's like you read my mind, but expressed it less angrily. If I were ever iced, I'd blow my fucking brains out to avoid having the conversation as to why I refused the ice. Now who's a total buzzkill, broski?

NY/NJ didn't get screwed, they're sleeping in the bed they made. When you elect politicians intent on placing every bureaucratic and regulatory hurdle they possibly can in front of all things fun and enjoyable, it's hard to blame the FIA. You can say a lot of things about Texas and Texas politics, but I'm sure the…

What European financial crisis?

Worst. Advertising. Jingle. Ever.

I feel like this is my answer to all QOTD's.

@Crack Horse: FHS '03 here. The school was still predominantly white. A good percentage of Asians, but that's about it. How this guy got into our gene pool I don't understand.

This guy looks like he escaped the Koresh compound after Janet Reno showed up but before the bonfire.

What exactly does a parkinsons-ridden testicle with arms drive like? Somewhere below a dick but around an asshole?

What If I want to express the fact that I don't want them to bring that heinous car to the US? It seems counter intuitive for me to express my opinion then, doesn't it?

"Seriously, Virginia, you needed the Internet to realize this guy might be racist?"

@Arfdog: I agree with you. Kenny Powers does not.

@VeeArrrSix: The palsy you develop from meth lab fumes is, however.