Parked in a handicapped space, how inconsiderate.

"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism. " - Kenneth Powers

Stormtrooper: Do you know the laws against alien cruelty in this subsystem?

I need light in my car.

Just to remind people of the future what outrageous cars we had.

Actually this is another recall notice. Rear tires may spontaneously combust. Potential fix involves cable ties.

This is the #2 most stupid corporate posturing quote in history, only topped by:

@seanz0rz: Up until the 4th gen, you're right. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my 4th gen and it did a great job in the absurd DC winter this year, but it's not much more than a soft-roader unless you modify it.

@BigHarv: Tell that to the rattles in my 2006.

Because it's what I drive and Toyota hasn't recalled it (yet).

Pre-facelift, last gen, BMW 750i. It may very well be my next car.

BMW Z4 SDrive35is. Pretty. Fast. Functional (as far as two seat roadsters go).

@LuciferV8: I don't know what it is, but something about Stacey David has always bothered me.

@RäcinG73™: His nickname is The Great 8, so it's meant to stand for Alexander Ovechkin, Great 8.

Cops in DC use their blues and twos all the time just to get through intersections and then go along with their otherwise leisurely driving around. Bothers the hell of me each time I have to get out of the way and then I realize it's just because the officer was lazy.

@87Integra: Winner.

Some say he was researching for two more wrong facts about ducks . . .

@CahbonFiabah: I'm not calling it slow, I'm saying if it's only 1/10th quicker to 60 than an SUV, err, SAC, then something is wrong. 4.4 is still extremely fast. I think this says more about the engineering of the X6M than anything.

Stratus anyone?