@Naturally Exasperated: Now with even more chrome.: I feel a great disturbance in the Jalopniforce, as if a million V12s revved in terror . . . and were suddenly silenced.

Buy It Now for $48,500, but what's the reserve? Eight bucks and 20/8,000,000 vision?

My 4Runner has awesome cupholders. They start out big and can be adjusted to fit small liquid vessels. Basically, American size, European size, Japanese size.

I hope all you Jalops are wearing Blue for Billy today.

Some say that if it attempts to make a copy of its face, the resulting page looks like The Matrix; and that if it were to select the two-sided feature, the machine would explode from confusion.

At least they'll eventually sound better than Radio One.

@engineerd hates hydrogen leaks: COTD.

@Tucker589: The Vauxhall Astra. It's making you cry, it's making me cry. Life's tough enough as it is, no more crying.

So does this mean it will be listening to Hasselhoff this season?

I was chased through a shopping mall once in Putney, in Southwest London actually . . . by baddies.

@Madness: If I didn't already have a hilarious James May related avatar, I'd pick one of those stupid photos.

@Ambiguously Fuzzy Plushroom: I loled.

How does one child play with an E-Class estate matchbox car? What does he say to the kids with the Corvette matchbox car?

If they want to advertise their telephone as reliable, why in the name of God would they choose Land Rover to partner with?

Spotted: Ford Focus RS hooning Rally-style in the back woods of . . . Michigan?

@Almostbanned: Suffocate it with the smell of its own exhaust.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: No, but it's from the best ghostride video ever.

Italians can't build a radio let alone a complicated hybrid powertrain. They must be out of their minds.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: "Whereas Fremont is just a parking lot with a mayor"

@Maxichamp: Maybe with these designs, Chrysler can field a team!