Bernie said to Max "Those Force Indias couldn't finish a race even if they were pedalcars!" To which Max replied, "Wanna put a fiver on it?"

@FionaScrapple: 20,000 tails. To be exact.

@FionaScrapple: 20,000 tails, to be exact.

@.thrfvsvn gt Brbrry bnhmmrd: Like when Clarkson tried to get an insurance quote on the Veyron.

He should "accidentally" say the extended warranty company is about to go under.

Porsche Panamera. You have to assume its going to be awesome and we already know its about as pretty as nuclear winter.

@AdamHoang:My mistake for calling it "private," technically you are correct.

@bygeorge: It is pretty frightening that the President essentially has hiring and firing powers over private corporations.

I don't know how anyone could have ever questioned the beauty of the 599. Everything about it just screams epic. The car is sort of like Naomi Campbell: She knows she's hot and doesn't care what you think about her. But if you piss her off, she'll growl at you and proceed to kick you ass.

The A-Team Astro Van.

My 4WD Toyota 4Runner is taking care of the DC Metro Area. Granted, it also helps there are no cars on the road because everyone in this city has gone into their turtle shell, petrified the dreaded snow monster will eat them alive.

That is epic.

I'll defend Bangle cars to the death, but that is the most wretched thing to even come out of Germany since Ralf Schumacher.

@Darren Vanderzee: Fifth Gear serves a purpose. Semi-entertaining car television for viewing while Top Gear is off-air.

That is still really, really frightening. She needs a Volvo with a Tata Nano engine.

You mean to tell me they'll let Joe Six Pack (or the actor playing him) drive the truck through a wall of fire, but they won't let you put the picture of the truck on the internet?

The taillights caught elephantitis.

E39 + Spoiler = Club Persh.

@Miscellanea now on the main floor!: That's about the best way to put it. What a car. I feel like I could drive that and not feel like a prick and that's important to me.

Nine. They meant nine drivers.