Trump intentionally incites his opponents with mockery and disdain. So did Barack Obama.

Even the TV listings threw some shade Belgium’s way:

They’ll never blame Trump. They’ll blame China, immigrants, brown & black people, LGBTQ people forever. There will never be any kind of reckoning, moral, economic or otherwise for these people. It will likely just make their vitriol stronger towards those already most vulnerable to it. 

Okay, I’ll bite. Why not.

How can France be a fraud? Just last week they came back to earn a draw against the United States, who last time I checked is still undefeated in this tournament.

And yet...

“The civil war wasn’t about slavery.”

These are the same fools that claim liberals engage in “historical revisionism” for wanting to accurately portray the genocide of native americans, slavery and the confederacy.

This was a win win for the two reality stars. Kim scores some gravitas plus not-very-bright people will bring this up every time we discuss her and her family’s black cultural appropriation. Donald gets to continue emboldening white supremacists, keep stacking the justice system against us and not even have a single…

That’s why he did, because Obama didnt.

I’m actually going to give Kim credit. I still fucking hate Trump though. Nothing he could do, besides resign, could ever make me come close to liking him.

I am proposing they sell this alternative coin.

So to recap:

Right on. If I were him I would be all “fuck all y’all” and move to another country to spend the rest of my days on a beach somewhere.

Leading the opposition to Trump and his policies is the last thing Obama should be doing.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

When are we getting an R-rated film about Darth Vader hunting down some rogue Jedi?

The president was waiting to welcome them.

“I think you probably broke the all-time-in-history television rating for three o’clock in the morning.”

“How many opiates do I need to take to make me forget all this?”