Yeah I don’t get it. The other day I read a thread somewhere about “makeup trends that you hope will end in 2016” and I honestly couldn’t think of anything, because like... if I don’t want to put something on my face, I just... won’t put it on my face? I don’t have the energy to get annoyed about shit like this.

I’ve gotta say, that little emoji family is super cute.

The third Lovato sister?

I’m not his biggest fan or anything, but I’ve gotta ask, why do you hate Johnny Depp so much?

The cognitive dissonance I’m feeling here is because most labradors I’ve met love to lie on couches and steal human food. I’ve never met one that loved to work.

Only cheesy in the sense that cheese is delicious and awesome.

Shit, I’m sorry. That’s just horrible all around. :(

IDK, I think red lip prints all over a baby would be pretty cute.

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only person who thought this. ^^

Have you seen the UK Queer As Folk? Because he’s naked in it. JSYK.

Noted turgid dong and presidential candidate Donald Trump...

My best friend has legs similar to that. I had to stop standing next to her in yoga class because it kept distracting me that next to her I look like the human version of a corgi.

I guess that’s a fair criticism, but on the other hand every current or formerly pregnant woman I know has posted similar stuff on facebook about the sucky sides of pregnancy. It’s not like you have a lot of social outlets at that stage of the game.

This is barely relevant (like Paris I guess) but I really want black lipstick to become mainstream. I think it looks really good.

I’m the same age as you and I feel this so hard. It’s scary how normal these situations have become.

ugh, I’m so sorry! I sincerely hope that the people throwing food and crying were at least under the age of 6?

My brother and SIL spent more than that on medical care for a stray cat they just took in. She’s extremely adorable but so far things are dicey in the area of inter-cat relations, which I’m told can be very complicated. Hope yours is happily integrated into the family soon!

Oh my god I love United States of Tara. As someone with a messed-up and unpredictable parent I feel like that show gets me.

I actually think someone super famous like Selena Gomez would be less likely to be googled by a potential date, since people already know what her deal is.

I love this drawing.