(warning: gross story involving vomit)

Because of my ACA insurance coming in, this year I finally had a physical for the first time since I was in school. Which led to a PAP smear, which led to a cervical colpopsy w/ biopsy (turns out I don’t have cancer). All in all a sucky experience, but I’d much rather have the option to get tested.

Damn. That’s some entrepreneurial spirit right there.

I mean, I see gayness in everything, but I freely admit but that’s because I enjoy it.

IDK, Owen Wilson, at least, is pretty stereotypically hunky, as are the model friends in the first scene.

It’s fine to ask someone what pronouns they prefer or how they want to be referred to. Asking questions about someone’s genitals is really rude regardless of the person’s gender (but is much more common with trans people).

He has an amazing voice.

Yeah... since blackface is *absolutely* still a thing that people do on the regular, saying “the modern version of blackface” seems incredibly out of touch.

I think most non-binary people identify as trans, since they don’t identify with their assigned-at-birth gender.

My ex and I met online and her best friend was the paranoid type. This led to a pretty adorable text conversation when we were on the way to our first date, where she texted the friend to say she was okay and the friend made her “say something only [her name] would say.” She responded with the word “widdle” because…

Oh my god, one time someone (the leasing agent for my apartment complex at the time, who was a horrible person in general) actually said to me “is that a baby bump I see?” AND IT WASN’T. I just kind of stared at her in accute horror.

I heard this in Mindy Lahiri’s voice, and I agree.

Hi, my name is Sarah and I want to clarify that I don’t find that creepy. Breathing in oxygen is a perfectly normal thing that nice people, puppies and kittens all do.

That was the best! His name was Rusty and they finally found him cruising around Adams Morgan. Red pandas seem like a fun species.

Yeah, if you feel like you might be in danger it’s always okay to keep your distance. That overrides all other protocol.

BCO is fun but I can’t bring myself to shed any tears for Pinkham or his famed racist livejournal.

I probably don’t want to know this, but what’s blanket training?

Isn’t she a teenager? I feel like that’s a very teenager thing to say.

It sounds like it was a pretty adult party. I’d be very surprised if children were allowed.

IDK though you guys... I’m sure the joke is intended to be on the person making the comment, but it would still suck to be trans and have to deal with jokes like this in every other comedy movie.