That’s kind of genius.

my usual friendship strategy tbh

I called 911 for a woman I found passed out outside my apartment building, and we ended up becoming kind of friends? Turned out my scary neighbor was her abusive bf. Small, sad world.

“I’m not here to make friends!”

That was what I really got from the episodes of Difficult People that I watched — like “we’re saying these awful things, but it’s okay because the show is about how awful we are, so it’s funny!” Did not do it for me.

Ms. Perrette also happens to be a huge dog lover — she does a ton of work for dog rescues. That just makes that detail more affecting to me.

It’s not a real fuss, it’s like five to ten idiots and everyone else talking about them making it seem like a bigger deal than it is.

I think the laughing emojis mean it was a joke? Not sure.

Perfect response.

Well, it is Romantic. It just isn’t lowercase-r romantic.

Because Trump is a virulent racist whose rhetoric encourages violence against minorities?

COTD

“They shouldn’t let you buy the first four Tucker Max books without buying the third”

People have always given me shit for being afraid of snakes. And then my dog got bitten by one this summer! Poor guy had to spend the night at the emergency vet and wear a cone for two weeks. Snakes are scary.

That’s how Kara got to be Shade Judge.

Yeah seriously, I have no idea who’s on The View except for her.

Seriously this. Zola wasn’t trying to exploit Jess or make money off of her. At no point did she even ask anyone for money. At first she was helping Jess because Jess, after lying to her and dragging her into this mess, cried and begged her for help. And then after she saw what was really going on with Z, what was she…

Not to mention that Dreadlocks and his gang first requested two girls for $2000, knowing that Zola was the other girl. Jess easily could have gotten Zola killed by dragging her into this.

That looks really comfy.

She actually does look kind of like her — at least one time when I was watching it my husband walked in and said “whoa, she looks just like young Jennifer Connelly,” so in some lighting/angles she does.