captainraymondsexvibes
Captain Raymond Sexvibes
captainraymondsexvibes

I could be wrong but I don’t think I’ve ever seen her wearing less on the show than she is in the pictures here. You can’t really cover less than a bikini would on network TV.

I’m here for Stripper Elmore Leonard.

It’s weird because if he were talking about any other movie he’d have a good point and “sexy ultrasound” is p funny. But literally all anyone’s talking about wrt the new Bond movie is how shocking it is that they cast a mature (ridiculously attractive) lady as a Bond girl?

Some people are hung, though. Maybe the person who died had a really big wanger.

My husband, who grew up in a rural area where a lot of creepy things happened in true Southern Gothic fashion, is so terrified of haunted houses that I think he’s actually a little bit afraid of houses in general. I know we’re going to have this fight when it’s time to buy our own house. No real estate agent had

ugh I love these. I had honest-to-god chills down my spine reading “She Never Left Our House.”

People sometimes tell me I look like her, which I don’t see personally but it’s a hell of a compliment. RIP, what a fabulous life.

I can see how the Vito/Veto thing is /right there/, but yeah, it seems pretty immature.

Some of them have spoken out about the politicizing of their loved ones’ deaths, yeah.

She looks like she’s thinking about all the affairs she’s owed.

Fingering can totally be sex. That’s why it’s called fingerfucking or fingerbanging, because it’s a form of fucking and/or banging.

Criticizing women for real things is great. Criticizing women for being fat and/or showing skin is stupid.

We already have Sexy Hannibal Lecter... he’s called Mads Mikkelsen.

This comment is pretty gross. What do you have against these women?

dude you don’t sound like an “intermittent reader.”

My uncle has Parkinson’s, and sees him as a personal hero.

Actually workers need to negotiate together... that’s how labor rights work.

I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for the Fug Girls. I’ll totally watch this.

I actually really like the title “Our Brand Is Crisis” but the movie looks kind of bad and (ironically?) maybe racist?

This is amazing. I just kept scrolling down...