Kal’s tweet made perfect sense to me. At this point I’m like “yay October!” like everyone else on social media, but I remember being broke enough that the first day of a new month was “oh shit rent is due” day regardless of what month it was.

Every episode of HTGAWM gives me a new reason to stop watching it with my mom.

Yep!

File under things that make me glad I’m old and married.

I always thought that Wheatus song was actually about remembering something that happened in high school.

“The dumbest thing since canned bread.” I love that.

Honestly a lot of people don’t want to deal with their drunk relatives at their wedding. This is why my husband and I had a relatively low-booze, daytime wedding. (we had sangria, and champagne for the toasts, but that was it.)

I mean... I read that somewhere, I can’t vouch for it 100%. I’m obsessed with dogs so I read about them constantly and don’t always remember specific sources.

Bizarre cat stories please?

Our dog is how I’ve talked my husband into eventually getting a house. He prefers apartments, but the point about how much the dog prefers a fenced yard won him over.

In cases like this, dogs don’t eat disgusting crap because they’re hungry or it looks tasty — they do it to hide the evidence. In the wild, if a stronger animal or predator were to see an indication that a sick dog was around (such as a pile of dog puke), it would make them more likely to target the pack and try to…

The irony of that name. Amazing.

“Jesus, if you’ve got 100 drunk people to feed”

Your dog is so beautiful!

He’s a (hilarious) character on Jane The Virgin. Apparently he has an in-character Twitter account!

I think that was a panting/licking tongue emoji, indicating that she finds beards sexy.

Right? As a short-legged woman I have a lifelong grudge against whoever made “midi” a thing.

That was basically what Dre ended up telling Jack at the end of the episode — that he shouldn’t use it until he’s old enough to understand the history for himself.

Is she wearing cornrows?

It’s just a dog wearing a costume. I don’t think CGI is involved.