captainpootie
captainpootie
captainpootie

i think in a perfect world, the family would send her back... but dressed like a whore girl

so is this how you're getting around then?

"Hollywood has long been dominated by the far left, which is very anti-capitalist... For Hollywood it's all about the bottom line." - Monical Crowley, reasonable person.

meh. the closing point here seems a little ham-fisted. the changes really weren't that crazy. seeing as how generally repulsive dunham tends to be, i think this really speaks to the magic of a make-up, style, lighting, and camera crew more than the retouchers.

see now i was catching more of a lieutenant dan thing...

this happened to me in union square about a year ago! just thrilling/terrifying!

welp, now seems like as good a time as any...

leave it to fucking nj. can we call this america's tortpit or something? (i grew up in nj, for the record)

treadmills are not intended to go the slow pace of 2 to 3'miles an hour you will likely do while working for long periods of time. They will burn out. lifespan, normally a straight up treadmill maker, now makes treadmill desks that are made to go at a slow walking pace. Also, stationary bikes. Also, I swear I don't

seriously... this is surprising how?? i had the wonderful (read:mind numbing) opportunity to have an episode of a reality show for the food network filmed in my office... the details are embarrassing, so i will save myself here, but let me just say that after 8—eight!— hours of filming for a 45-second spot, we did no

i believe they call your kind "a foil"

this same story happening in every town every day without real acknowledgement that it's a problem = rape culture. it is a close cousin of dickhead culture. one might say a non-consensual kissing cousin.

i don't know if you're from nyc, but you might want to say fuck you to the person who said this "I lived in Bushwick for 3 years - I really don't understand why so many young women move there - it's a terrible area with a lot of scumbags wandering around at all times" here:

I think one of the first steps is to avoid Clear Channel, and Bratz. Definitely the Bratz. Then put down the US Weekly and flip away from Bravo and the E! Network. Also, reading books I hear is good. Books that depict reality, not slash-fic. Sometimes 11-year-old-girls also need to look up at the sky and call God

ha! 4am and one month later, but i still thought you should know about my lolz. in fact, i think i may have just been comedy raped.