“You have to get in early before all the good, young tight ends are gone”
-J. Fogle

Sounds gay. Wait until his wife finds out.

After conquering one fabled American past-time, The Canadians’ will now set their sights on mastering morbid obesity and abject racism.

Yes I did you fucking idiot!

Stop.

Going to get a lot of unique visitors for this grandma creampie video, all of whom will leave, in a huff, & very, very disappointed.

First the superbowl, and now this? If only he were jewish, he could complete the passed over trifecta.

Unreleased mode.

Speaking of the Olympics, Gawker has pretty much evolved into the Michael Phelps of race-baiting, anti- police articles. Except where Michael Phelps excels in the pool, Gawker plies it’s trade in an over-flowing, faeces encrusted toilet in a dank back room of Tijuana abortion clinic/Texaco bathroom.
Racism is bad you…

It’s better than the Rachel Dolezal realm, at least.

One too many flips, if you ask me.

And to prove that he is indeed the truth, he just got “WRESTLING IS FAKE AND FUCKING GARBAGE YOU HILLBILLIES” tattooed across his pectorals.

At North Korean Augusta, a ‘Hole In One’ means you win the right to choose which parent gets shot.

The last time someone was this confused with arms in Oakland, he shot Oscar Grant.

Entourage is awful, and it only appeals to a distinct sector of meatheads and falldowns.
It’s like the Tom Ley of screen.

As a Torontonian, I concur.

It’s funny to think that over the next ten years, modern science has a better chance of cloning mammoths than it does bringing another cup to Toronto.

That mammoth contract will gel nicely with the characteristics of the Maple Leaf fan base.
Frozen in time and bound to the history books.

Ah! There it is. This is main page Deadspin because he is wearing a Mets hat. Almost missed that.

“Paredes almost got injured!”
[hucks fastball at Bautista’s ribs]