You know who else was a brilliant lunatic?

Coincidentally, $5,953 is how much pizza Chris Christie was trying to order on that train full of communists.

Good thank you.

I have some context: The NFL is trash and so are its fans.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

But... but... that’s all I hear on the ferry from Sydney! “Shoot, Gord, you are my Newfie!” “Didja see the menu at Sheilagh’s place over there now? That Newfie’s got the crazy mad cod fillets right now, eh?” “If you don’t get out of my face right now, you gosh darn Newfie, I will strongly voice my objections, eh!”

HOW…

That is our word!!

That’s just a Royals fan coming to grips.

Hey Samer, do you think Deadspin will be posting any football articles today?

wish you would get penetrated by a horse, tbh.

Tomorrow on Adequate Man: Stairs - What’s their deal?

Natty Ice? FOH, Yuengling Lager.

Wasn’t that Chase Utley?

How has someone with a working knowledge of the English language, an IQ over 100, and an acute distaste for cheesesteak, not walked into this town and declared themselves King yet? It’s a city comprised solely of chain-smoking, playdough humanoids who smoke Marlboro reds and pound Natty Ice.
Blows my fucking mind.

ESPN Spouse: Who the fuck is Ashley Madison?
ESPN cheat: Ummm...he...plays for the Buffalo Sabers
ESPN Spouse: What’s a Buffalo Sabers?
ESPN cheat: They’re a hockey team that plays in the NHL
ESPN Spouse: Oh. Well then who gives a fuck?
ESPN cheat: Exactly!!

No big deal here. Bryant is not the first person in Dallas to lose their mind from some well-aimed shots.

Usually Bears don’t fuck up a pool until September.

Thank you Barry, for opting to go with ‘Thrown to the Wolves’ and not ‘Thrown to the Lions’, even though this was the obvious choice. I know it’s small, and inconsequential, but it’s what seperates you from the Albert Burnenkos’ and Adolf Hitlers’ of the world.

Move over Patrick Kane! There’s a new darling Black Hawk in town!

This is a nice change from the ordinary. Usually if you’re in North Carolina and you have Deez Nuts coming out of your mouth, it means you fell asleep at a Duke LAX party.