The Miami Dolphins helmet looks like someone has dropped a toaster into the Dolphin's pool and he's trying his hardest to escape before he's electrocuted! Also, Orange Tang everywhere.

That is definitely Dopey! But to be fair A-rod had very few options. Sneezy is illiterate and Doc's handwriting is illegible

"Their Indians are much hotter than our Indians."

-D. Snyder

Houston's problem doesn't necessarily lie with Howard, as much as it does with bathtubs.

Boston will only have to start worrying once the snow level approaches Chris Nilan.

"I saw that."

Obviously the Capitals' are not adhering to the league's concussion protocol as that's clearly a concussed Joel Ward.

You know what they say: You can't spell Iowa, without "Ow my fucking I."

League sources have also confirmed that Haslam has filed a motion with the NFL and Cleveland City Council to rename the stadium 'Regressive Field'.

Football is pretty dumb, but to call it out like this is just rude.

'The delivery man Josh Gordon wasn't seriously injured.'

How hard is this to figure out? One of them has pretty much the worst name on the planet, and the other is Darius.

Listen, he just mastered pants. August should be enough time for him to figure out how to work a shirt.

This is a nice change of pace. Usually the French only step aside for a German.

Wow. It is safe to say that there is no love lost here.
Except for Kevin Love who slept in, missed the team flight and is now stuck at a gas station in Racine.

The answer of course, is Tortilla chips.

Sounds like this 'Y'all' character is a relentless asshole.

Dan Snyder Joke!!!!!!1111!1111

This reminds me of this one time at Chili's. These ladies sat down next to me and my buddy at the bar and started chatting us up. They were very flirty,and took a lot of interest in what we had to say. We ended up buying them dinner and paying for their drinks. Hands were on thighs, palms and fingers were meting out…

Wes Welker's brain.