D1: Wait a minute! You can't do this to me! Don't you know who I am!?? I'm THE Greg Anthony!! YES! The very same Greg Anthony who averaged 14.2 PPG with the 95-96 Vancouver Grizzlies!!!

I feel like it should be a red flag if a prostitute uses the term "intercourse."

Inside Seahawks Hotel, 11pm.
Pete Carroll walks in, setting off metal detector.

Pete Carroll: Dang it.
Hotel Employee: We've told you already Mr. Carroll, please remove your tin foil hat.

This is a poor burn. Everyone knows that its Cougars who suck the most dick.

$3,400 at a strip club?
Man, this guy loves playing around with the women's Tees.

Not surprised. Usually when I ask a girl what Ursine is, I get the same reaction.

Years from now Archaeologists will find his mangled corpse entombed next to his Queen Steve Nash in the Valley Of The Olden Mummies.

A Brett Favre joke, everybody! In 2015!!!

As if stepping in front of six shots wasn't enough of a tribute to the man.

Our God is a just God. A benevolent God. Frankly it's not something Alex Jones would do.

He should just be thankful he doesnt have a whole God-in-the-head situation going on.

I know this goes by number of restaurants, but I will say that the best food I've had in WV has been hotdogs.

WV is without question pepperoni rolls. Which isn't much better, but for fuck's sake, the only thing about hotdogs in WV that is unique is that people put slaw on them.

Indiana deserves honorable mention here for its shameless attempts to imitate legitimate Chicago deep-dish. It is horrible and they are horrible for trying.

No self-respecting West Virginian would ever deign to go out for squirrel.

now look what you've done.

I posted the same thing about WV. Its even worse when you look at #2-#5:

Is West Virginia a sandwich?

soup? fucking SOUP?

Sigh.
You know, I was going to write 'Hot Dogs' for West Virginia because I thought it would be funny. Then I looked at the map. Fucking squirrel would have been more respectable. THIS, West Virgina, is why you don't ever have nice things.