I actually like Carson Daly. But when I get to a story relatively quickly on Deadspin, I have to do what I can to get out of the grays. And Carson was the easiest target.

Manning: Are you sure the NFL doesn’t test for this stuff? I don’t want to get in trouble.

Ask the Michigan punter if he had a chill and fun month of October...

“It’s the simplicity of the error that should make you appreciate that these kinds of things don’t happen more often.” - husbands

Deadspin finally admits problems with editorial process, cites attorineys.

Just remember, the skinnier end goes in first.

Rebels gonna rebel.

Are you a cop?

Go home Sarkisian

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

For a UGA alum, though, that’s pretty good.

How to become a Philly folk hero:

Somebody took notes during Cris Carter’s seminar.

You know what’s actually lazy, Wilbon? Relying on the tired cliches offered by athletes and coaches to “tell a story.” I don’t want to read that the Royals success this year is attributed to their “toughness,” that they just “wanted it more,” that they were “focused,” or whatever bullshit. It’s much more interesting…

Unlike Winston Treon was never cleared of rape

Maybe wait until next Thanksgiving, when you have a starting quarterback that wasn't arrested for sexual battery.

Isn’t the key word here accused? Maybe I’m a little sensitive because me and my teammates were falsely accused of rape in high school but it’s kinda messed up how if you’re accused of stuff like this you are guilty until proven innocent.

I was just about to say the same thing. This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee. Amateur night all the way.

Exhibit A -

New START was an absolute fiasco. Obama and his merry band of idiots have got to be the worst negotiators ever seen in the executive branch.