You’ve been relevant for three years. It just took this long to finally say something nice about you.

It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion. I had money on the Pats, and an hour later, I’m still at a loss for words.

The struggle is real.

The PowerPoint is in a stack of papers, under an uneaten pizza, no doubt.

If he wasn’t a star athlete, Gawker would bend over backwards to portray him as victim of white privilege. The fact that all the evidence that was actually collected pointed towards a false accusation doesn’t matter, because narratives.

YOLO!!!!!

I see Jameis is continuing to live rent free in the collective mind of Gawker.

Just a lawyer from Colorado who has been left scratching my head. It seems to be a textbook false accusation, but the facts have been obscured by the current polotical climate in regards to sexual assault. I’m not saying it’s not an issue, and I’m not saying FSU doesn’t give football players special treatment. All…

Its worth noting that in the code of conduct hearing for Mr. Winston, the burden of proof wasn’t beyond a reasonable doubt like in a criminal court, but rather a simple “preponderance of the evidence.” Legally speaking, it means that if it’s 51% likely or greater that you committed the crime, then you are guilty. The…

This fucking guy....

I believe the condition is known as “SEC”

Yeah I have to agree here. That might be the coolest thing Snyder has ever done.

Practice? We talkin bout practice?

I meant the comparison of online poker to Daily Fantasy. They aren’t even in the same hemisphere.

^^^^Beta-male loser^^^^

Too much logic for a site full of beta-male losers who depend on the government to make their decisions.

Shut up, criminal. Don’t compare your game of chance to this obvious game of skill.

Sucker bet.

You are so wrong in your analogy, that there aren’t enough words in the English language to explain it.

/Spits Diet Coke on keyboard