We’re being very lax with the term “remake” aren’t we? Dredd really isn’t a remake of the Stallone Judge Dredd. Nor is the most recent Godzilla a remake of the 90's version. And when you say the 90's version crashed & burned, you clearly mean in terms of fan popularity, because adjusted for inflation the Godzilla films…

As I grow older, that Heinlein would have hated it becomes more and more of a bonus.

What amazed me — rewatching the original and then watching the remake — is how they both take place in a school for dancers but the original film doesn’t have any dance in it.

Literally dozens of us are terrified of bananas. Don’t downplay our condition. Bananaphobia affects real lives.

Gamers need to be nuked from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Don’t give a shit if I get dragged for this, but:

I still think the bike shorts look awkward, full out leggings or pants would have been better. 

Looks fine.

I am sure people will react reasonably and with levels of emotions appropriate for a kid’s television show.

If they had simply come out with the “We understand the feeling, but we are making a game with the intent of containing the worst kinds of people” explanation, it would still be kinda gross but more understandable.

The dialogue in the first Predator movie was funny. Much of it intentionally so & not just due to Arnold’s line readings.

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

Wait, what? Niles Rodger worked on Halo 2 soundtrack?! 

Absolutely no love for this guy, but seriously, people, stop going after the man’s family. That’s just wrong.

You’re a remarkable idiot

Ahh, here comes the red pill moral equivalency crusader, to save us all and explain the hormonal science behind women’s enjoyment of kitchen work.

It’s caused by high blood pressure (which I am taking care of now), smoking (which I’ve quit) and genetics. 

Stop eating crap food, even for an article, it’s not worth it man...

Because fuck you, that’s why.

Because Dracula’s castle travels the world, and because the bosses in the game were inspired from mythologies around the world.

I just hope he stops eating chalupas and other artery clogging bullshit. A few clicks aren’t worth your life.