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“A little wack” is pretty generous. I can’t believe that he hasn’t changed the headline or removed the blog completely.

Yeah, I think it was right after kind of a bullshit non- call, too. I mean, it could’ve been racist, I guess, but this post is a little wack. Maybe Lucozade should quite making racist bottles?

This is an unbelievable post.

So...not a banana at all. Cool story.

it looks awfully banana-shaped (and banana-colored) to us.

Wait so you don’t know if it was actually a banana, but it’s yellow and about the same size so you’re going to publish an article calling the fans racist?

(((Millennial)))

This is a very bad take. Let’s break it down:

I don’t think you have a firm grasp on the meaning of the phrase “throwing someone under the bus.”

OH JWON, YURR SO SILLY.. GET OUT OF MY BAWWWWWXXXX

Wait, he has a booth partner? I just figured he had a pet crow, like Brooks from The Shawshank Redemption.

I love baseball. I love watching just two random teams. But my local radio station carries the Yankees games from NY, and I...just...can’t. Listening to Waldman is like dragging a cheese grater over my face and Sterling is just such a homer that I want to club him to death.

John Sterling and his Chef Boyardee Eyetalian is still preferable to hearing anything coming out of Suzyn Waldman’s piehole.

Never understand why many fans have a player’s political beliefs as a dealbreaker as to whether they like him or not. Why the hell do you care? It doesn’t make you a better fan if all of your favorite players political views align with yours.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

Dexter: “The poster is fake.”

I read the complaint. Plenty of stuff to make one cringe but is any of it against the law? Absolutely not. Something tells me the attorneys for ESPN must have knew the type of person they were dealing with when they came out so hard in support for Bucci a couple of months back. They wouldn’t be so bold in this climate

Every Sportscenter anchor is annoying as hell. And I would know, as I once batted .165 in more than 200 plate appearances for the Mets.

I only send them to my bros so we can compare our sweet pec gains.