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Pretty convenient that all these players playing well is the direct result of Rose, rather than the other way around. Of course, the answer, as usual, is somewhere in the middle: Rose contributed to their success with his incredible ability to drive to the basket, while the other players contributed in their own way

I can’t get overly excited about a score-first point guard shooting 33% from 3.

Just did. Keith Bogans was 9th on the team in minutes per game, so don’t fret about that. Don’t act like Rose was carrying a team devoid of talent simply because many of the other players on the team have fallen off the map since, much like Rose. Luol Deng, Joakim Noah, Carlos Boozer all played extremely well

Miami really blew that bicycle kick today

He was always overrated. His 2011 MVP season has to be one of the weakest MVPs ever given out. At his best, he was a shorter version of Carmelo Anthony. Terrible defender and a very mediocre passer. He was a bad shooter, but his “generational talent” was his ability to drive to the basket and make these incredible

And don’t forget his buddy Ike, who, later in the song, got herpes from “lettin’ fags suck him off, Rikers Island in ‘93.”

Beat me to it

I’ve been involved in four wedding parties over the past few years, and I can say that in every example, Leach was exactly right.

To be fair, the guy did say some funny things

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Something something Kaepernick

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Would there ever be a scenario in baseball when the batting team would pull an intentional strikeout? Maybe to avoid a double play?

They probably did that promo cause one of those guys broke the other one’s leg.

I spent about 3 minutes of my life trying to figure out why the coach of an SEC team was wearing a Sunbelt pair of headphones. At first I figured they were playing at a Sunbelt Conference school, but, nope, it was at Tennessee.

Nice.

I wish I was a bandwagoner (bandwagonner? bandwagonee?). I’m sadly just a Knicks fan. Don’t care for Golden State, and haven’t even before they got Durant. Can’t stand them now. But I do have opinions on individual players! For instance, I’ve hated most Knicks over the last 15 years or so.

Eh, this site is pretty bad with the holier-than-thou hot takes and the shitty cross-posts. Those get to be a little much. I do enjoy seeing fans get tased or punched by cops, though. I’m glad they at least occasionally still show that.

There were three plays on the gif, and he was fouled on two of them, the first and the third. The middle one, with Crowder, was a complete flop, and no foul should have been called (I can’t remember if one was called on that play). He was shoved on the other two plays. There were other plays too where he was thrown to

Haha, the Fantasy Phenom contest! Winner got their own weekend night show (like the 2-6 AM show or something). It’s turned out a lot of trash hosts, but one guy who was good was John Jastremski. Or, at least, not terrible. Better than listening to Malusis in that spot. I like Tony Paige, but the boxing stuff is rough.

Mike said that he genuinely thought that call was serious. And, I’m inclined to believe him. There are some very weird people who call in regularly. The pranks are usually much more obvious, like where they try to ask him a random hockey question, make fun of him falling asleep or ask him when he’s gonna get a