Horse people. They are roughly equal in terms of annoyance, but many people without boats would at least like the idea of owning a boat if they could afford one (including me). People who own horses are the worst.

And one of which was just a retweet of a Bill Nye parody account, as the post said. I’m in no way a Trump supporter, but sometimes I think we really do go around looking for things to be offended by. Doesn’t excuse genuinely shitty things, like what Cam did.

I’m hesitant to place them in a category, because they seem to be all over the place, but I see them as a talented team run poorly. I know they have extremely limited front court depth (although I don’t hate Nurkic), but that’s the best backcourt in the league outside of Houston and Golden State. They need to be…

I hated the Hardaway signing. Now, looking at the team, I don’t feel so against it anymore, purely because of how weirdly constructed they are. Kanter and Noah are two highly overpaid players who can’t possibly fit on this team, even if they’re healthy.

Vine was really stupid, and I don’t miss it much. But it was fantastic for A) crazy alley-oops and B) terrible basketball gaffes. The sort of thing that only takes 3 seconds to occur, but needs several repeated viewings.

I liked Dunn a lot coming out of college, and he seems like a guy who could play a Marcus Smart sort of role (which is good!). But it’s so hard to justify a guard who’s shooting under 30% from 3 these days.

His role with the Yanks led to maybe the greatest Francesa eruption ever: the “Andy Pettitte is a stawting pitchah!!!!” rant.

I didn’t mean to devalue bad football. That’s really funny too. I’m just saying how basketball is particularly worth watching when one or two bad teams are involved because of how often a bad team will get a chance to prove they’re bad. The constant action of basketball really highlights extremely shitty teams.

We’re living in a golden age of basketball. We have great teams who play basketball brilliantly (Warriors, Spurs), great teams who play basketball terribly (Cavaliers, probably the Rockets and Thunder), bad teams who play basketball brilliantly (Hawks, Heat) and bad teams who play basketball terribly (Kings, Bulls).…

Good basketball is worth watching. Bad basketball is better. There’s nothing funnier than a bad basketball team. A bad football team will go 3-and-out very quickly. A bad baseball team will go down in an inning, 1-2-3, very quickly. A bad basketball team, however, will possess the ball for as long and roughly have as…

One can not savor the highest highs without attendant lows

I guess the easy answer is that it’s not truly Science Fiction, but rather Science Fantasy, but what about The Return of the Jedi? I’m a much bigger fan, like many, of Episode V, but Jedi has a few of the more iconic scenes from movie history (Jabba’s barge, the redemption of Vader). I always felt that the movie was…

I don’t think that’s right.

I don’t know why I’m so curious, but how did the actual ceremony go? I’m both amused and full of pity.

That’s how I feel about A-Rod. I’m not a Yankees fan at all, but I just thought everything about the guy was interesting. I love that he’s a good broadcaster. I love that he shamelessly lied about steroids and got caught twice. I love that Mike Francesa would basically take a bullet for him. The stories about the…

Hey, least he recognizes that he doesn’t even know how to spell “Colin K”’s name

Stories of mismanagement and incompetence, especially when there’s a lone star player (or prospective star in this case) in the mix who’s future is in question. I’m going to assume you didn’t complain about how many Sacramento Kings articles there were over the past couple years regarding their insane owner, idiot GM,…

I clicked the wrong reply button. Probably for the best. To be honest, I was a little distracted. I was listening to Lithium by Nirvana.

I was really happy when I heard about this. Not because of the alleged battery; that sounds awful. I was happy because of that stupid blonde patch in his hair.

Did you know that ancient Africans were the first to drink water? Classic cultural appropriation.