Rose was an expiring. That’s the key. As a Knicks fan, I can safely say that Rose sucked, but getting away from Lopez’s contract was nice.

Greg Schiano: (reads Deadspin comments at 1:32 AM)

I don’t know, my drug dealer seems like a pretty nice guy. But Travelle probably doesn’t know Manny.

I’m a Mets and Knicks fan lol, I’m well-acquainted with the scenario. And a lot of sports parallels seem to work in politics lately, on both sides of the aisle.

Never understood that. I mean, I didn’t vote for him (obligatory), but it’s not like they miscounted the electoral college lol. Then again, you can’t say the other side acted terribly mature about Obama’s victory in 2008.

This is clever +1

Sure they do. Because they are incompetent and funny.

Especially since they don’t use “douche” anymore.

The amount of people who don’t get sarcasm is truly frightening. This is really a sign of the end times of Deadspin. Well, that and the shitty Hamilton Nolan hot takes that still pop up a couple times a week.

Well, with the status of the NBA, now’s a perfect time to gut the roster

That’s another good (terrible, actually) one.

First thing that popped into my head. Also thought of Eddy Curry (I couldn’t remember if we signed him to that or if the Bulls did and then sent him to us. I think it’s the former).

Joakim Noah is a horrendous contract, don’t get me wrong. But, take a step back. It’s not even the worst contract in Knicks history.

I was gonna make some joke about the traffic in NYC, but I remember helping my sister move into a several-story-high NYC apartment that didn’t have an elevator. There was nothing worse. My next car was going to be a pickup truck, until, and I mean this, I remembered that that would mean I would get roped into every…

I was.

If so, I owe him an apology

Whoosh

I was making an obscure Seinfeld reference. I think Keith is great, and I would love to hear the shit he says between innings all the time.