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Pretty disgusting, mysoginistic behavior from Keith Hernandez. What a damn shame, it’s 2017, and he’s making comments like this? I thought we would be past this. This just shows you what happens when you have an industry dominated by men; you get this kind of filth on our airwaves. You know, I have one question for

Me and my buddy tried to drunkenly sneak into the SNY booth the other night. We got surprisingly close, and an elderly security guard asked us what we were doing and we said “we wanna see Keith.”

It’s probably a stupid name there, too.

I remember plenty of people saying it was a good move. I thought it was dumb, but even I admit I never saw it working out THIS poorly.

For whatever reason, I turn to comedians to reflect upon terrible subjects. Maybe there’s wisdom in their jokes, or maybe one needs a laugh to avoid falling into despair. Either way, I honestly felt Dave Chappelle’s bit on Cosby opened my eyes a little. This guy was a hero to many black Americans, especially those who

And Juan Lagares just broke his thumb!

I think it’s up to the umpire’s discretion, and home plate umpires are typically prone to giving a little more leeway, considering the number of close calls they make every game.

I’m a high school teacher, and the one I work at held ours last week on a Monday. At 2 PM. In fact, faculty had to be there at noon. Keep in mind, that we had to give finals to our underclassmen that day. Luckily, many of us were able to give our final early, and just sent the students who showed up anyway to go be

What he means is that baseball fans (on average, of course there are exceptions) care about their own team and not so much about the rest of the league. So, ratings within a city for the local team will do quite well, but nationally televised games won’t do as well as “national” sports like football and basketball.

That’s one magic gelatin

Your name made you seem a lot more fun than your comment :(

I get the joke, but it’s so inaccurate that it just doesn’t work. 90% of enslaved Africans ended up in what we today call Latin America, while roughly 6% of enslaved Africans went to British North America.

Both of my sisters birthdays are coming up this next week. I’m just going to send this video to them in lieu of a gift, and I honestly think they will appreciate it. Thank you.

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No mention of this all-time classic? I guess it’s not a blooper, per se.

No, it’s actually a wrestling word! But, it works well for hockey too!

Yeah, the TD:INT ratio has got to be the NFL version of MLB’s W-L pitching record. It tells you so little about what’s going on that it serves no purpose.

Agreed. He is really bad.

Oh, they’re both terrible. Please don’t take my comment to mean that Smith is good. He is not. He is atrocious. But so is Kaepernick. I watched him a play a lot too (for whatever reason, I actually enjoy watching shitty QBs. I think it’s funny). They both suck.

Agreed completely. You want your backup to A) not get hurt and B) try to mimic, however pitifully, your original gameplan. Geno can’t do what Eli does, but I know Kaepernick can’t either, and at least Geno approaches the game from a pocket QB mindset.

Does he though? Does past success mean that he can pull it back together? If no one would sign Robert Griffin, would anyone really care? He had a season that was statistically better than anything Kaepernick put up (on a far worse team, too). Granted, injuries play a big role, but injuries are going to be a fact of